You know, if we’re going to be married at this time next year, we’re going to have to be engaged pretty soon here. Like, now-ish. Get what I’m saying? Or I might get the urge to, like, kick a bunny.
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Dog Achieves Zen, Realizes the Good Boy Was Inside Him All Along
Basking in the warm essence of the universe’s vast stores of cosmic energy, local dog and confirmed good boy Kite has realized that he need no longer strive to be good, because he already is.
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Wait, I Forget, Is This Not the Litter Box?
Look, I realize that occasionally I get it wrong, but I remember which one is the actual litter box, like, at least 80 percent of the time. That’s pretty good in my book.
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Cat Prepares to Have Difficult But Necessary Conversation With Human Roommate About Hygiene Habits
“It’s not like he’s a bad person,” Meister explained. “He’s cool, he pets me plenty, and he always feeds me on time. But good gravy, would it kill him to shower at least every other day? If he’s not going to lick himself clean like us civilized animals, he can at least do that.”
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I Would Like to Apply for Your Open Hen House Guard Position
Manager of Home 312 S. Cherry St. Wheeling, WV 26003 Greetings, I am writing to apply for what appears to be an open Hen House Guard position. My knowledge and experience makes me the ideal candidate for this position. I am familiar with the ins and outs of urban chicken farming, and I have been […]
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