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Local Cat Preps for 4 A.M. Spaz-Out Routine

Local Cat Preps for 4 A.M. Spaz-Out Routine

Cheyenne, WY—Pulling her leg back and giving it a solid stretch, local cat Tycha is preparing her hamstrings so she can be ready to rip around the apartment promptly at 4 a.m. the next morning. In the waning hours of the afternoon Thursday, she settled into position in the living room and began warming herself […]

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Man Makes Eye Contact With Approaching Coworker Too Soon

Man Makes Eye Contact With Approaching Coworker Too Soon

Baltimore, MD—Cursing silently under his breath, local graphic designer Tony Gonsalez weighs his options after accidentally making eye contact too soon with a coworker down the hall who is still 70 feet away. Gonsalez had been heading to the company cafeteria when he turned the corner and saw his coworker, Martin Pensk, entering the long […]

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Owner Discovers Conversations With Parrot Actually With Amazon Alexa

Owner Discovers Conversations With Parrot Actually With Amazon Alexa

Vancouver, BC—Collapsed onto his couch and massaging his forehead, local copy editor Finn Eltringham is processing the revelation that all the conversations he thought he was having with his pet parrot were actually with his Amazon Echo. The discovery occurred Wednesday after he got home from work. “I came home, and I noticed Lexi had […]

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100% of Missing Socks Eaten By Dogs, Study Proves

100% of Missing Socks Eaten By Dogs, Study Proves

Columbus, OH—A multi-decade study has solved the mystery of what happens to socks when only one of a pair survives: they are all—every one of them—eaten by dogs. The study hopes to put to rest the conundrum that has plagued humanity for centuries. “The evidence speaks to a clear, incontrovertible truth,” the paper states. “There […]

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Fish Much Harder to Catch Than Expected, Dog Finds

Fish Much Harder to Catch Than Expected, Dog Finds

Morillton, AR—Stalking out of the water for the 29th time, local Cocker Spaniel Kip has found that catching fish is much harder than everyone makes it sound. His owner, Chuck Penderton, a Little Rock resident who is in town visiting friends, decided to take Kip down to the river and fish for a while. While […]

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